Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tête-à-Text: A True Story

March 18, 2008 – 6:50 p.m.
Justin: I'm back for good. When might you be free to meet for dinner?

March 22, 2008 – 10:52 p.m.
Mary: Well anytime. When are you free?

March 22, 2008 – 10:55 p.m.
Justin: Every night this week except Mon.

March 22, 2008 – 10:56 p.m.
Mary: Thursday. Just us?

March 22, 2008 – 11:04 p.m.
Justin: Deal.

March 23, 2008 – 12:17 a.m.
Mary: Horny?

March 23, 2008 – 12:19 a.m.
Justin: Yes.

March 23, 2008 – 12:27 a.m.
Justin: Want to come over?

March 23, 2008 – 12:29 a.m.
Mary: Out drinking.

March 23, 2008 – 12:31 a.m.
Justin: Well then, what do you have in mind?

March 23, 2008 – 12:53 a.m.
Mary: Threesome with Matty.

March 23, 2008 – 12:54 a.m.
Justin: A girl?

March 23, 2008 – 12:56 a.m.
Mary: No, he’s a really cute bartender

March 23, 2008 – 12:58 a.m.
Justin: No thanks. You know I only play with girls.

March 23, 2008 – 1:04 a.m.
Justin: Come over, Mary. I want you.

March 23, 2008 – 1:32 a.m.
Mary: On the rag.

March 23, 2008 – 1:39 a.m.
Justin: You're flaking out? Then why ask in the first place? I bailed on Lisa and my friends for you. Poor form, Mary. Poor form.

March 23, 2008 – 1:41 a.m.
Mary: Woah. I never said anything about tonight. Don't understand what you're upset about.

March 23, 2008 – 1:50 a.m.
Justin: When you ask me via text, "Horny?" at midnight, I take that as a booty call. I tell Lisa the news, even she agrees and drops me back at my place. And now you stand me up.

Still awaiting response . . .

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